J and I woke up around 7:30 Christmas morning and the kids were still totally sacked out. I've always told them they have to wait wait until they can see sunlight before they could get outta bed. I've always worried one of them would get up after an hour of sleep thinking it had been all night and they'd totally catch Santa and Mrs. Claus putting out all the presents. But DAAANNNNGGG....we had to wake them up and it was 7:30! It was pretty cloudy out though and it had been a crazy BUSY few days, but you can bet yer ass nobody ever had to wake me up on Christmas day!
Once we got them awake, I put on my new bunny slippers and headed downstairs with the video camera.
I kinda wish I had set up the camera somewhere so I had pictures of the kids too instead of just video. I love photographs and hate that I don't have any.
Once the kids were done, J and I opened our gifts and he really did a good job this year. Not only did I get the Bitch ring he gave me a couple days ago, he also got me another ring. It's perfect! I totally forgot to take a picture of it and I'm damn near pictured out after last night...so I suck, no picture.
The best part though.....I GOT BUTT PANTIES!!!! Yes, yes I did.
They're not just padded, they're like a formed butt! Of course, I had to stop everything and put them on. Put them on is in understatement. I had to wiggle, yank and squeeze that shit on. They were so tight they cut my circulation off, but daaammmn I had a sweet juicy ass! I wanted to wear them around this house in some really tight awesome pants, but I wanted to breathe too.....I'll have to head to the mall and exchange them. So close to havin' butt panties. So close.
Since everybody loves bacon, I got J these......
The day was a good one.